My name is chris, not c.s.

A smiling couple standing on a grassy field during sunset, with trees in the background.

Tired of reading things and getting all pissed off after? I’m not like that.

I’m a storyteller.

I live in Omaha. I have a family. I write things. I talk about things. I want to share those things. I think most people want to know that someone else is seeing the same things they are, but maybe just a bit differently.

I have engineering degrees, a business degree, and a sales job—but what I really like to do is write and speak. I’m an Adjunct Professor at the University of Nebraska-Omaha, a Licensed Professional Engineer, and published in the Journal of Architectural Engineering. Loser*: A Survival Guide to High School Popularity is my first book. I’m working on some other ones.

And yes, I know you can see my nipples in that picture.

Some stuff I wrote.

Title page of a research article titled 'Use of Professional Industry Interaction to Enhance Engineering Education.' Includes authors, abstract, and keywords related to architectural engineering, mentoring programs, industry advisory committees, and industry-education collaboration.

The cover of a book titled "Loser: A Survival Guide to High School Popularity" by C.S. Beaty features a young man with curly blonde hair and blue eyes, smiling, with white drawn devil horns, a mustache, and handwritten-style text over his face.

Typewritten text that reads 'By C. S. Beaty'.

Typewritten text reading 'As Told By C.S. Beaty' on a white background.

Alvine Engineering; American Society of Heating, Refrigeration, and Air-Conditioning Engineers (ASHRAE)- Nebraska Chapter; ASHRAE- Student Chapter; Ashland Park-Robbins Elementary School; Benson West Elementary School; Boy Scouts of America; BranchPattern; Campus Crusade; Clark & Enersen; DLR Group; Engineering Technologies; Farris Engineering; Geary County Unified School District; Gomez Heritage Elementary School; HDR; inCommon Community Development; JE Dunn Construction; Johnson Controls Technology Symposium-Montana; Johnson Controls Technology Symposium-North Dakota; Johnson Controls Technology Symposium-Nebraska; Hitachi Computer Products, America; Kiewit Construction; Korte Construction; Leo A Daly; Lurie Children’s Hospital; McCarty Construction; Methodist Health; Mortenson Construction; Mountain Plains Minority Supplier Development Council; Naval Facilities Command-Pacific; Nebraska Medicine; Omaha Public Library; Specialized Engineering Solutions; Textron Aviation; Trinity Health; University of Nebraska-Lincoln, College of Engineering; University of Nebraska-Omaha, College of Business

Some Organizations I’ve Presented To.

Contact me.

I’m the kind of guy who emails people I like. If that’s who you are too, then we’ll probably get along.

I don’t know if this fancy form works, but it looks cool. If I were you, I would just send an email to alieneagle51@csbeaty.com.