“You’re not that bad looking”

-Chris’s eleven-year-old daughter

Photo Credits: Pam Rochholz, Iris Images

Young man in a formal suit with a gray shirt and a patterned tie, posing for a portrait photograph.
A young man with brown hair wearing a black hoodie with yellow graphics standing outdoors near a tree with lush green foliage in the background.
Young man with short brown hair wearing a black T-shirt with a Maylene band logo, standing outdoors with greenery in the background.
A young man with light brown hair wearing a navy blue striped dress shirt and beige pants, standing against a wooden wall.
Young man in baseball cap and shorts leaning against brick wall next to a Ludwig drum set with cymbals in an outdoor alleyway with rusty metal door.
Young man sitting outdoors in front of a brick wall, holding drumsticks, with a set of drums in front of him.
A man with a beard and glasses sitting on a blue sofa, wearing a red cap, black shirt, vest, jeans, and brown boots, holding a golf club.
Man lying on a blue couch, wearing glasses, a red beanie, and holding a rifle, with a magazine titled 'Loser' on the floor beside him.
A man lying on a blue pillow, looking upward, wearing protection glasses, holding a firearm with gloved hands, in an indoor setting.
A man dressed in an orange jacket, glasses, and a cap is kneeling down, aiming a shotgun at a small artificial Christmas tree. There is a potted houseplant with a parody magazine cover titled 'LOSER' in the background.
A man sitting indoors with three small artificial Christmas trees, wearing an orange Carhartt jacket and cap, holding a rifle, with a plant pot containing a magazine for the TV show "Loser" and other green plants.
A man in an orange jacket and cap sitting on the floor with a rifle, smiling at the camera, next to two small Christmas trees and a potted plant with a humorous magazine titled 'Loser' behind it.
A man in a bright orange jacket and jeans standing with two rifles, one in each hand, against a gray background with small artificial pine trees at his feet. A large, semi-transparent image of another man in similar attire, also holding rifles, appea
A man in safety glasses, an orange cap, and an orange jacket holding a shotgun, with a smile and looking upward.
A smiling man in a Boy Scouts uniform leaning on a chair with books, badges, and medals on display.
A man in a scout uniform with numerous patches and badges, wearing a neckerchief, smiling and posing next to a table with scout-related books, a medal, and scout awards.
A man in a Cub Scout uniform with scouting badges and a neckerchief, sitting by a window and looking upward.
A man in Boy Scout uniform with numerous merit badges on his sash, standing confidently with his hands on his hips, looking upwards.
Two men dressed as Boy Scouts in uniform, one saluting and the other smiling, against a neutral background.
A man in a Boy Scout uniform with numerous badges and a neckerchief, raising his right hand in a scout salute against a dark background.
A man with a beard and mustache is posing dramatically, holding drumsticks, with his right foot on a Ludwig bass drum, while surrounded by scattered drumsticks, on a gray studio background.
A man with a beard and a hat standing amidst scattered drumsticks, holding two drumsticks crossed in front of his chest, with a Ludwig bass drum at his feet, in a photography studio setting.
A man sitting on the floor surrounded by drumsticks, leaning against a bass drum with a large Ludwig logo and a yellow drumhead, posing in front of a dark background.
A man sitting on the floor, leaning against a bass drum with a Ludwig logo, surrounded by drumsticks, a book, and percussion equipment, holding a colorful object, wearing a black hoodie, jeans, brown boots, and a cap.
A man with a beard and gray hair, wearing a black hoodie, jeans, and brown boots, sitting on the floor against a gray backdrop. He is surrounded by drumsticks, a Ludwig Snare drum, a book, and some colorful objects, looking up and slightly to the sid
A professional man with a beard and bald head, wearing a black suit, gray shirt, and patterned tie, smiling in front of a dark gray background.
Black and white portrait of a man with a beard, wearing a short-sleeved shirt, holding a jacket over his shoulder, looking to the side.
A man crouching down, smiling, wearing a purple and yellow Grand Island Islanders jacket, surrounded by various books, medals, photographs, a graduation cap, and memorabilia related to Grand Island, Nebraska.
A man in a graduation cap and gown, wearing honor cords and a medal.
A man with a beard looking at himself in a mirror, wearing a purple jacket with yellow and white accents, with the word 'ISLANDERS' on the back, near a gold ornate mirror frame.
Man resting his head and arms on a surface, with a black and red shirt, close to a mannequin head with painted facial features, wearing a pink rose flower crown with green leaves, against a black and white background.
A bald man with a beard is resting his chin on his hand, looking up thoughtfully. He is sitting at a table with a mirror, on which his reflection and various books and a CD are visible. The room has a white couch and wooden floor in the background.
A man with a beard and a shaved head smiling while leaning against a mirror, with his reflection showing his face and part of his T-shirt that has red and black graphics.
A man sitting by a window, listening to music with earbuds, holding a remote, and looking relaxed. There is a book titled 'LOSER' by CJ Beuaty on the window ledge.
A man with a bald head, beard, wearing a black T-shirt with red print, light blue jeans, and black sneakers, leaning against a white wall and holding a magazine in his left hand.
A man with a beard and bald head wearing a black graphic t-shirt and blue jeans, holding a children's book, standing next to a window with a white brick wall background, wearing earbuds, and looking at the camera with a serious expression.